If there is anything that can prove particularly challenging to us cats, it is communicating to our humans what we need them to accomplish. While frustrating, it is not a hopeless cause, provided the humans in question are smart enough to understand simple, location-based hints.
I am given an extraordinary array of names throughout any given day, and so today I decided to give you a sample of the various appellations the humans use to refer to yours truly.
The backyard is but one of the provinces that belong to my empire. It is also one I rarely get to visit, so I ordered my humans to rectify this last week.