Existential Kitty Archives - The Mr. Biscuit Comic

Name: Biscuit, Condition: Mysterious

Posted on December 8, 2019April 24, 2020 by Mr. Biscuit

Another week, another visit to the vet! My frequent-flyer miles are off the chart. What was wrong this time? I couldn’t stop going to the litter box because I felt like I always had to pee.

Crisis: I Gained a Pound

Posted on November 17, 2019April 24, 2020 by Mr. Biscuit

Not that it bothers me in the least, but the humans are on the warpath. They’ve taken extreme measures, so that I don’t get to eat as much as I want anymore. This is as good a definition of “crisis” as I can imagine.

The Loss of My Kingdom

Posted on July 28, 2019April 24, 2020 by Mr. Biscuit

A depressing reality has dawned on me. I thought I was master of my domain, but recent incursions into my land have thrown back this veil of delusion. It’s time I accept the truth: Mr. Biscuit is just a house cat.