“Huh. Am I playing a goose or a cat?” That’s what I asked myself as I stole hats, locked humans in tight spaces, and broke a fancy vase in House House’s popular Untitled Goose Game.Continue reading “Mr. Biscuit Reviews: Untitled Goose Game”
From “Hey, I could sleep on this” to “I never want to get up again,” I proudly present this week my ranking of all of my beds. Yes, they are all mine. Butterscotch gets to use them occasionally, that’s all.Continue reading “Mr. Biscuit Reviews Beds”
You may have seen my non-reviews on this very blog before. The movies, Black Panther and Captain Marvel, were appropriate objects of critique based on their strong animal themes, something they share with a game I just played. ABZU—available on PS4, XBOX One, Switch, and PC—is a colorful adventure wherein you hang out with lots of marine creatures. My back-of-the-box quote: “I never thought a great white shark would become my best friend.“Continue reading “ABZU: The Mr. Biscuit Review”
“Wait a minute, Mr. Biscuit,” you may be saying, and thank you for using my proper title. “Captain Marvel is not a cat-themed movie.” From what I understand, it is the story of a woman with superpowers and a ginger cat named Goose fighting shape-shifting aliens. If that’s not in my wheelhouse, I don’t know what is.Continue reading “Mr. Biscuit’s Non-Review of Captain Marvel”
As a two-year old cat who likes to take a nibble out of basically everything, but mostly fabric, the time has come to put my vast experience to good use. I now boast a sophisticated palate and the desire to share my expertise with my readers. Sit back, grab a bite of your favorite woobie, and tour the textile world with yours truly.Chow down on this meaty post
Your favorite feline blogger had every intention of writing a comprehensive review of the most important cat flick released in his lifetime. Unfortunately, Mr. Biscuit was not allowed to see it because of alleged rules against animals in theaters. Preposterous, I know. Instead, I will share with you my personal version of what I believe the movie to be. Get ready for a treat!