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Mr. Biscuit Reviews: Untitled Goose Game

Posted on November 24, 2019April 24, 2020 by Mr. Biscuit

“Huh. Am I playing a goose or a cat?” That’s what I asked myself as I stole hats, locked humans in tight spaces, and broke a fancy vase in House House’s popular Untitled Goose Game.

Mr. Biscuit Reviews Beds

Posted on October 6, 2019April 24, 2020 by Mr. Biscuit

From “Hey, I could sleep on this” to “I never want to get up again,” I proudly present this week my ranking of all of my beds. Yes, they are all mine. Butterscotch gets to use them occasionally, that’s all.

ABZU: The Mr. Biscuit Review

Posted on September 29, 2019August 22, 2020 by Mr. Biscuit

You may have seen my non-reviews on this very blog before. The movies, Black Panther and Captain Marvel, were appropriate objects of critique based on their strong animal themes, something they share with a game I just played. ABZU—available on PS4, XBOX One, Switch, and PC—is a colorful adventure wherein you hang out with lots of marine creatures. My back-of-the-box quote: “I never thought a great white shark would become my best friend.“

Mr. Biscuit’s Non-Review of Captain Marvel

Posted on March 12, 2019April 24, 2020 by Mr. Biscuit

“Wait a minute, Mr. Biscuit,” you may be saying, and thank you for using my proper title. “Captain Marvel is not a cat-themed movie.” From what I understand, it is the story of a woman with superpowers and a ginger cat named Goose fighting shape-shifting aliens. If that’s not in my wheelhouse, I don’t know what is.

The Textile Taste Test

Posted on February 24, 2019April 24, 2020 by Mr. Biscuit

As a two-year old cat who likes to take a nibble out of basically everything, but mostly fabric, the time has come to put my vast experience to good use. I now boast a sophisticated palate and the desire to share my expertise with my readers. Sit back, grab a bite of your favorite woobie, and tour the textile world with yours truly.

Chow down on this meaty post

Mr. Biscuit’s Non-Review of Black Panther

Posted on March 9, 2018April 24, 2020 by Mr. Biscuit

Your favorite feline blogger had every intention of writing a comprehensive review of the most important cat flick released in his lifetime. Unfortunately, Mr. Biscuit was not allowed to see it because of alleged rules against animals in theaters. Preposterous, I know. Instead, I will share with you my personal version of what I believe the movie to be. Get ready for a treat!

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