Do Not Misunderstand Me

Do not be deceived by my willingness to cuddle up to you. I am always plotting your demise.

No, human, you stop kissing my nose this instant! So undignified. I am a ferocious beast! How dare you tickle my paws, those are my mighty weapons and you should pay them proper homage. Mark my words, human. One day I will take you down. Take. You. DOWN!

Note: Mood is subject to change based on fullness of belly.

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