Happy Mother’s Day

You may not realize this, but I have it pretty easy in life. Beyond the hardships I describe on this blog, I am provided with a comfortable home, lots of toys, and a decent amount of food. This is all thanks to the mama.

The mama is the one who saw my picture online and said, “We have to go see this handsome kitty,” or something along those lines. Following that fateful decision, I became one of the happiest cats around. Sure, I have to deal with all that pesky human affection, but who among you can claim to have your every need taken care of by a full-time staff? This is the life of royalty.

Like a Roman emperor, I was raised in the purple, which is my room’s dominant color. There are other mothers to thank for that treatment, like the bearded human’s mom, AKA my blog’s biggest fan. That positive reinforcement keeps my head properly inflated. There’s also grandma, who lets me sleep on her bed and, more importantly, grows the aptly-named cat grass in our yard just for me. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.

So thank you, mothers in my life, and may you have the restful day you deserve. Cat naps all around.